Beer Pong

Here are they lyrics.

I’m nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker’s Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let’s get fucked up
I’m next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don’t even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college

I can’t tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don’t pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don’t leave the house ’til the booze gone
(No, we’re not leaving)
And don’t have sex if she’s too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!
Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it’s going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You’re all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pkqeamXe8

People on iTunes were calling it THE COLLEGE ANTHEM. Is this what it has come to? Higher places of education are now just portals to random sex,booze,and drugs? Your thoughts on this "song?" And the state of college/the world/education?
@Dave Is The Man
Wow, thanks so much. I want to waste my life getting drunk and smoking weed. Goals? Pffft! Who needs them? As long as I’ve got a bong and a Miller, I’ll be just fine! Yeah! F*ck actually contributing in life! Just sit around on your @$$ all day, wasting your parent’s hard-earnedmoney! Hell yeah! That’s the American dream!

Look, unlike you, I’ve got PLANS in life. Things to work for. I know that’s a tough concept for you to understand, since the only thing on your mind appears to be booze. Ah well. Have fun in the unemployment line!
@Dave (again)
And besides, who said I was going to college anyway?

1. I want to be a musician. They don’t teach you how to write your own music in college.
2. Nobody tries anymore. I’d just get classes full of losers and boozers.
3. The only thing I’d get there would be being offered weed.

Oh, I know right. A few stations here are calling it "The hottest joint to dance to". I hear this stupid *** song every single day. It’s like he’s trying to be Eminem but looks and sounds like a watered down tortured version of Vanilla Ice.

This song is horrible. I wouldn’t ever call it a college anthem, or any anthem for that matter. That’s sad, but I know a lot of people who picked this university where I live because it’s one of the top 10 party schools of America. So yeah, for the most part some people do look at college that way, then there are those who actually take it seriously and work hard. The song simply is horrible, it’s an insult to the world. Call it harsh I don’t care.